The ‘Conquering Animal Sound’ (a Scottish band with similarities
to Bjork) are the stage openers for MUM. At the end of their performance they ask: ‘So
is it true that you guys have a chocolate made with crisps?’ The crowd shouts
in consensus and in no time 2 mini tablets are hurled to the stage. Now really?
This is the scene in the movie that everyone goes like: ‘Yeah right, isn’t it
too much of a coincidence that in the front row someone has exactly 2 bars of
tayto crisps chocolate?’
Or is the taytos chocolate that famous? The idea of crisps sandwiches
still give me the creeps as my mind can’t comprehend bread with potatoes, but
now that I think about it, gnocchi are quite tasty so maybe I will give these sandwiches
a try but I am not sure about the chocolate.
In front of us there is a middle age couple whom we suspect are the parents of one of the band members. They come equipped with binoculars,
even if the venue is quite small, and are taking couple pictures with their new
iphone. I say new as they don’t know they can flip the camera around to
themselves to take a picture and after a few attempts one of them is always out
of the photo. I find it pretty cool that older people take on the technology
and enjoy playing with all these smart gadgets.
My grandaunt who is 82 uses email and skype to communicate
with her ‘adopted’ granddaughters who live abroad which I think is impressive,
compared with my parents who are much younger but are not too keen on
technology which means that when I go home I stay at my brother’s place as he
has Wi-Fi, yes I know, but I really can’t function without it these days. I
surely hope he is not reading this.
When I went to San Fran for my birthday my grandaunt
told me again ‘Ah, I won’t email you when you will be away as you won’t receive
it until you are back, I will text you instead, and you will receive that won’t
you?’
‘I will receive both, aunt.’ I replied. ‘I told you before
that when you send an email you don’t send it to a specific computer, you send
it to a server and I can access it anywhere in the world’
‘Oh, ah mm ok, I will text you anyway. You will take your phone with you right?’
*‘Behind these two hills here
I Fall asleep
And when I float in green grass of tunnel
It flows back
Down from my ceiling
Drips great noise
It drips on my head through a hole in the roof
Behind these two hills here
There's a pool
And when I'm swimming in
Through a tunnel....
I shut my eyes.
I shut my eyes’
*MUM
I Fall asleep
And when I float in green grass of tunnel
It flows back
Down from my ceiling
Drips great noise
It drips on my head through a hole in the roof
Behind these two hills here
There's a pool
And when I'm swimming in
Through a tunnel....
I shut my eyes.
I shut my eyes’
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