Monday, 4 November 2013

Day 3- PMS...Shut up, where’s the chocolate?

Ahhhhh Monday, having one of those days where everything irritates me, I long for the weekend. By lunch time my happy bubble threatens to burst and I consult the calendar. Ah great, I've picked this detox at the best possible time. 

Chocolate is my best buddy when I am PMS, he doesn't talk, complain or demands anything, he just melts in my mouth while I wonder ‘why the hell women still have to go through this pre-historical process?’ It is the 21st century after all, everything is wireless and electronic. 

Why can’t Mother Nature just send a text or an email saying: ‘You are not pregnant, have a nice month’, or, ‘You have missed another fairly good opportunity to create a being in this already crowded world’, or even: ‘0 zoids in here, try again next month’.  
Hormones play havoc with women’s lives all over the world and I suspect the real reason why our tribal ancestor’s ostracised females from their daily responsibilities at the time of their cycle was because they feared that if they allowed women to cook they would be poisoned.  
I am telling you, hormones are responsible for our intolerance buds as we go mental and irrational once a month for 1 or 2 days. Men, don’t try to understand us or calm us down, the best way to survive with a woman during this time is to activate your invisible and silent mode.  
I don’t know if there’s a study done on this but I am pretty sure that if we would interview women who committed violent crimes, I wouldn't be surprised to find that at least 90% of them would have been PMS at the time.


I can’t give up on the 3rd day, so I mix raw cocoa power (no added sugar), raw cocoa butter, one spoon of manuka honey, almond flakes, pecans, and one spoon of organic protein powder with acai and pomegranate and pray for the best. Roll the mixture into dissected coconut and form little balls. Let it to rest in the fridge for one hour and yummy, it seems to have worked. I am off to the kitchen making some more, if you know where I live drop by and try it yourself.  

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