Ahhhhh Monday, having one of those days where everything irritates
me, I long for the weekend. By lunch time my happy bubble threatens to burst
and I consult the calendar. Ah great, I've picked this detox at the best possible
time.
Chocolate is my best buddy when I am PMS, he doesn't talk, complain or
demands anything, he just melts in my mouth while I wonder ‘why the hell women
still have to go through this pre-historical process?’ It is the 21st
century after all, everything is wireless and electronic.
Why can’t Mother
Nature just send a text or an email saying: ‘You are not pregnant, have a nice
month’, or, ‘You have missed another fairly good opportunity to create a being in this already crowded world’, or even: ‘0 zoids in here, try again next
month’.
Hormones play havoc with women’s
lives all over the world and I suspect the real reason why our tribal ancestor’s
ostracised females from their daily responsibilities at the time of their cycle
was because they feared that if they allowed women to cook they would be
poisoned.
I am telling you, hormones are responsible for our intolerance
buds as we go mental and irrational once a month for 1 or 2 days. Men, don’t try
to understand us or calm us down, the best way to survive with a woman during
this time is to activate your invisible and silent mode.
I don’t know if there’s a study done on this but I am pretty
sure that if we would interview women who committed violent crimes, I wouldn't be
surprised to find that at least 90% of them would have been PMS at the time.
I can’t give up on the 3rd day, so I mix raw
cocoa power (no added sugar), raw cocoa butter, one spoon of manuka honey, almond
flakes, pecans, and one spoon of organic protein powder with acai and pomegranate
and pray for the best. Roll the mixture into dissected coconut and form little
balls. Let it to rest in the fridge for one hour and yummy, it seems to have
worked. I am off to the kitchen making some more, if you know where I live drop by and try it yourself.
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